We Spent $11,000+ Trying to Stay Cool. Here’s What Actually Worked, From $50 to $7,000 (2026)
We live in Colorado and we run hot. Over the past few summers we’ve thrown a frankly embarrassing amount of money at the problem: cooling shirts, quick-dry shorts, eucalyptus sheets, desktop swamp coolers, a portable AC, water-cooled bed systems — and, most recently, a ductless mini split for the office. It’s the long-game answer to …