Our verdict
The Birdies and the Hey Dude Shoes are too close to call — we rated both 7/10. There's no clear winner here, so it comes down to what you want it for. We break that down below.
Birdies
Hey Dude Shoes
Side by side
| Attribute | Birdies | Hey Dude Shoes |
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| Our rating | 7/10 | 7/10 |
| Best for | Solid product with real strengths and clear weaknesses; worth buying only if they match your specific needs. | Solid choice. Worth buying if it solves your problem. |
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Which one is right for you?
Choose the Birdies if…
Solid product with real strengths and clear weaknesses; worth buying only if they match your specific needs.
- Comfortable straight out of the box with no break-in needed
- True to size with half-size options available
Choose the Hey Dude Shoes if…
Solid choice. Worth buying if it solves your problem.
- Incredibly lightweight (177 grams)
- Comfortable with memory foam and EVA cushioning
Why we rate them this way
Birdies — 7/10
Solid product with real strengths and clear weaknesses; worth buying only if they match your specific needs.
What we liked: Comfortable straight out of the box with no break-in needed, True to size with half-size options available, Memory foam insoles with quilted satin lining, Rubber soles add versatility—works as actual flat, not just slipper, Stylish designs available, especially the Starling with funky patterns.
Worth knowing: Minimal stretch—doesn't adapt much if shoes feel snug initially, Styling controversial—husband compared to 'grandmother's couch', Model differences create material and design inconsistencies.
Hey Dude Shoes — 7/10
Solid choice. Worth buying if it solves your problem.
What we liked: Incredibly lightweight (177 grams), Comfortable with memory foam and EVA cushioning, Machine washable, Made with sustainable, recycled materials, Breathable, works well without socks.
Worth knowing: Unfashionable design, Quality control issues and product defects, Cushioning degrades with heavy use, Poor customer service reported.
Common questions
Is the Birdies or the Hey Dude Shoes better?
We rated both 7/10 — it's a genuine toss-up. Birdies: Solid product with real strengths and clear weaknesses; worth buying only if they match your specific needs. Hey Dude Shoes: Solid choice. Worth buying if it solves your problem.
What's the difference between the Birdies and the Hey Dude Shoes?
Short version — Birdies: Solid product with real strengths and clear weaknesses; worth buying only if they match your specific needs. Hey Dude Shoes: Solid choice. Worth buying if it solves your problem.